Clark Griswold vacation quotes... Which is your favorite

[bdc]

From the first Vacation movie
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Nationa...n%27s_Vacation

European Vacation
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Nationa...opean_Vacation

Christmas Vacation
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/National_Lampoon's_Christmas_Vacation

[1inStripes]

They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour. -Cousin Eddie. Christmas Vacation.

[TheBeast]

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey [censored] he is! Hallelujah! Holy [censored]...where's the Tylenol?

[BlueWahooChambordDevil]

wally world

I think you're all [censored] in the head! We're ten hours from [censored] fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation, it's a quest. It's a quest for fun, I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun, we're all gonna have so much [censored] fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of your [censored]! I gotta be crazy; I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy, [censored]!

europen vacation

Look kids, Big Ben, Parliment

X-mas vacation

If I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldnt be anymore surprised than i am right now

Honey did you check our shitters?

[UTVols2]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TheBeast</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey [censored] he is! Hallelujah! Holy [censored]...where's the Tylenol?
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By far, best Clark Griswold quote of all time. 2nd I would have to put the Wally World quote that BWC had. I just got National Lampoon's Christmas Vaction on Blu-Ray. I know have VHS, DVD, and Blu-Ray. Just in case one of my machines break down. It is a family tradition of mine to watch it on Christmas Eve, and probably a few more times in between.

Another good one from Christmas Vacation:

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny [censored] Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of [censored] this side of the nuthouse.

[BlueWahooChambordDevil]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: UTVols2</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TheBeast</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey [censored] he is! Hallelujah! Holy [censored]...where's the Tylenol?
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By far, best Clark Griswold quote of all time. 2nd I would have to put the Wally World quote that BWC had. I just got National Lampoon's Christmas Vaction on Blu-Ray. I know have VHS, DVD, and Blu-Ray. Just in case one of my machines break down. It is a family tradition of mine to watch it on Christmas Eve, and probably a few more times in between. </div></div>
wow

how did i forget about that one?

that one would be at the top of my list from x-mas vacation but the wally world rant was still my favorite

[BlueWahooChambordDevil]

vegas vacation

Audrey! What are you doing? Ten years of tap dancing lessons and this is the way you repay us?

[bdc]

I like'em all. I like the quote in Christmas vacation at the dinner table where Clark tells the kids that there was a radio report that Santa's sled was spotted. Eddie laughs with the rest and says " Are you serious Clark?".

[TheBeast]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> It is a family tradition of mine to watch it on Christmas Eve, and probably a few more times in between.
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Same here, we don't watch it on Christmas Eve though usaully a week or so before.



We passed a God damn gas station every 10 yards for 1000 miles, but when you really need one, you end up walking your ass off. This is no way to run a desert!

[Glory_Days]

did i break wind?